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  • Jul. 6th, 2009 at 11:30 AM
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everyone had a cool dream last night but me

jerks

:(

celebrity death post

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 12:54 AM
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you know what, fuck it, i'll weigh in

anyone who talks shit about michael jackson is an asshole and i will crush them all
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i want to do a more extensive post later about this totally badass musician but here's a taste:



update i guess

  • Jun. 24th, 2009 at 8:39 PM
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puppy's gone

has a home now
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i acquired a tiny puppy with no collar. looks like some kind of little white lab thingy. she's pretty cute (puppy, duh).

does anybody want a puppy? does anybody know somebody who wants a puppy?

i'm too incompetent to care for a widdle babby puppeh

aww she's sleepin' on mah lap

*scratch scratch*

when decisions are already made

  • Jun. 5th, 2009 at 6:24 PM
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take comfort in knowing that there is nothing you can do about it

hey obama, hey hey obama

  • Jun. 4th, 2009 at 11:33 AM
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guesssssssss what?

israel suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

also they're committing genocide

why do you think even the slightest criticism makes them so pissy and scared even though we constantly funnel shitloads of money into their war machine?

because they know in a just world they might have to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/2239771.html

overall people were pretty awesome and i don't regret making this post

reproductive rights is an issue more people should be educated about

pro-lifers are jerks

originally posted by JustNoSkill on SA:

  • May. 31st, 2009 at 7:40 PM
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"The setting: colonial India, on the plantation of a rich British family.

One day, while walking outside, the young son of this family saves a drowning native. Seeing that he has nowhere to go, the family adopts him as the servant and guardian of their property. This new servant quickly proves his loyalty: when another native threatens the life of the plantation owner's son, the family's new servant immediately kills the offending native, showing no mercy.

Later, the servant meets two other Indian natives: a husband and his wife. The wife has just given birth and is busy taking care of her infant children. This couple wishes to force the British family off of what they consider their rightful land, in order to secure their children's future. They admit that they are willing to use murder in order to achieve this.

The servant remains vigilant, and when the husband sneaks onto the plantation in an attempt to murder the family, the servant surprises him and kills him as well. The following day, the servant lures the wife out of her house, and while she is gone he murders her children, in order to secure the safety of his patrons. However, he quickly learns that the despondent wife has returned to the plantation, and has taken the son hostage. The servant returns to the plantation, with one of her infant children in tow (the last one left alive). When he threatens to kill this child in front of the mother, she gives up the young British boy and tries to escape with her child. Without remorse, the servant gives chase, and kills the mother and her child, before returning to his rightful place with the kind, gracious British family. His praises are sung and he is celebrated as "the valiant and true."


Lessons on colonialism, courtesy of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qhB...feature=related

because sharing is caring

  • May. 30th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
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WASHINGTON, Jan. 6 — An in-depth analysis of the Proposition 8 vote released today shows that party affiliation, political ideology, frequency of attending worship services and age were the driving forces behind the measure’s passage on Nov. 4. The study finds that after taking into account the effect of religious service attendance, support for Proposition 8 among African Americans and Latinos was not significantly different than other groups

http://www.freedomtomarry.org/press_center/prop_8_study_debunks_myths.php

crossposted from sa

  • May. 25th, 2009 at 3:00 PM
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What's amazing and kind of uniquely American is that the horrible way the upper class treats everyone else provokes envy instead of anger

It's like that cycle of violence that bad parents have
"I got treated bad by [dad|my boss|the rich] so I can't wait until I'm [dad|boss|rich] because then it's payback time!"


this is applicable to basically everything in america vis a vis cross-demographic empathy; give people a miserable time on a bike, in a wheelchair, or any customer service job, and most won't give a fuck about anybody else in that situation once they're out of it
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at 5000 obama gets a free ipod

now if only it were so easy to find a number of civilian casualties...

Writer's Block: There Can Be Only One

  • May. 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 PM
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Do you believe in monogamy?


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i believe it exists

insofar as bigfoot existed

despite being an old dude in a costume

who revealed the joke at the last minute

darmok seeking jalad for some tanagra

  • May. 21st, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/blue-stripe-life-4.php

while star trek is still appropriate to post about, i'll take this opportunity to share some diaries of a holodeck janitor (TNG of course, since TOS is for big blubbering vajayjays)

Writer's Block: Teenagers & Car Accidents

  • May. 20th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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Why do you think teenagers are involved in more car crashes than any other age group?

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