how'd that bailout go?

you cocksuckers

"oh we need da moneyz oh we need it it'll save us"

i've been against it from the beginning because everyone who supported it was skittish trash who couldn't be bothered to take up arms against the rich white people because "fable 2" was coming out in a few weeks and you needed your precious economy to enjoy it

now look

look at what you did

i'ma rub yo nose in it

fuckers

see title

in america only gigantic pussies are afraid of terrorist attacks

the next generation is the best generation

fuck kirk and fuck the deep space niner and all the voyagers after it

next gen is the best gen

comment if you're down

annihilated

http://www.polls.newsvine.com/_question/2008/10/02/1948598-who-won-the-vice-presidential-debate?votedOptionId=25550&votedOptionId=25550

cspan caller just compared palin to the dude in mr. smith goes to washington

palin would be drilling camps and sending the national boys to go die in a huge desert somewhere so i don't know maybe i don't see the parallel

palin: soccer practice small town values blarp blarp blarp

biden:



me: DESTROY HER I WANT TO FEEL HER BLOOD SPATTER THROUGH MY MONITOR I WANT HER CHILDREN ORPHANED AND ENSLAVED BY DIAMOND CARTELS

watch this shit

if you don't feel the love you ain't human

wherein the american people confront the consequences of u.s. foreign policy

just so you guys know the senate has basically said fuck you america and starting working on their own $700 billion bailout complete with more corporate tax cuts and for some reason additional funding for wooden arrows for school children

for a man who has championed some terrible legislation and gaffes like a motherfucker, you got a good attitude

bring up your dead family for political points on thursday

joe biden is basically a 90s movie president and that rules

stop freakin out

'ave a spliff, take the day off tomorrow

NOW is not the time for grandstanding, my HOUSEBOAT is depreciating in VALUE

OH THE HUMANITY

haha i'd love to see those daytraders frantically trying to donate their own blood and semen in the background on cnn

i'll start

-i hope bright-eyed business majors kick off the end times with a synchronized country-wide suicide pact

-i hope gas becomes less a means of getting a car moving and more a means of setting your enemies' tent cities aflame

-i hope our "english-only everything" laws give me a competitive advantage over the dense population of illegal immigrants in my area

i'm sorry this journal has been so shit for a while but this is my peace offering

i finally found it, you see

the most gangsta dope ass video of tightitude in youtube history, possibly world history

listen to a redneck plot to commit murder and then commit murder in real time



i can't eat

being an alcoholic rules for two sequential reasons:

1)when you're in your 20s everybody's like "he's so much fun to hang out with"

2)when you're in your 30s "oh he quit drinking all together he's very responsible and adult"

thank dionysus i'm still 22

*pukes some blood*