mcpreacher

idk how long did it take frodo to realize he couldn't stay in the shire

MAN

Pull up, hop out: all in one motion.
Dancin' on the hood while the car's still rollin'.
Stuntin', shinin', flambostin'.
On one high off that potion.
Windows down. Feet out of it.
Damn that boy high: he out of it.
Thizzin'. Teeth grittin'. And grindin'.
Ice in his mouth: you know he big-timin'.

To: the police

Richmond High School is accepting cards and donations for the victim and her family. They can be mailed to the school at 1250 23rd St., Richmond, CA 94804-1011. Make checks out to the Richmond High Student Fund, with "For sex assault victim" written in the memo line.

donate or your life is forfeit

edit: and yes, i know it's terrible to address something to "sex assault victim" but would you rather her name be released to the public? there were enough shitsucking bystanders recording it on their phones already. and no, i'm not kidding.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=54162036

a good watch if you can stand to watch assholes abuse their power for like an hour

it's thin and beautiful thanks to all the purging of unnecessary calories.

if only all those fat people would put in half the effort i did, then i wouldn't have to look at them.

tell a bunch of people to do all sorts of humiliating things for it in order to win it from me, then when i'm bored i burn it all in front of them

me: lol okay you would get this
RE: star trek tng
"darmok is a good example of the future of human speech except replace mythos with pop culture"
brad and angelina at darfur
Cody: Brittany at the 2008 music awards.
me: Rahm, with fists closed. Palin, her face black, her eyes red.
Goatse, his ass unfurled
Cody: McCain, with his arms wide.
me: Thundercats, remember that shit?

Family Guy, remembers it all.
Twitter, the many voices saying nothing
the houston 500, when the bruises formed (definition: gross)
Cody: Obama and Biden, at the whithouse, when the country fell.
me: Michael, hair ablaze (comical shame)
Cody: brb
me: Obama, on a rudderless ship
Cody: smoke break
me: Springer, his couch thrown
Sent at 12:06 AM on Saturday
Cody: Two girls, and the cup.
me: Janet and Justin, when the cup fell
Cody: GM, their company asunder
me: George, accomplishing the mission.
Cody: El guapo,with his mustace curled.
me: Petreus, in the sand pit.
Saddam, his eyes blinded.
Cody: Starbucks and Eintsiens, at the corner of 32nd and camelback.
me: Ron Paul, alone in shoes.
Giuliani, his podium empty.
Dukakis, piloting a tank.
Cody: abortion victim, without a hanger.
me: Reagan, his anecdote a movie.
Schiavo, her mouth open.
Cody: Harry Potter, with the horse.
me: Tyler and Jack, in the parking lot.
Cody: heath ledger, and the bottle of pills.
me: gotta be a better way to word that one
Heath Ledger, asleep at last.
Sent at 12:23 AM on Saturday
me: Guildmaster, his DKP suspended.
Sent at 12:25 AM on Saturday
Cody: Illidan, still a raidboss.
me: Aeris and Cloud at disc's end
The sex scene, your parents adjacent.
Sent at 12:27 AM on Saturday
Cody: Aunt Jemima and Mrs Buttersworth, their pancakes coated.
me: i don't think that one actually means anything though
like what's it supposed to convey?
Cody: sure it does
me: YOU ARE LOSING HOLD OF THE PREMISE
Cody: No sir
me: major tom, not responding.
The fools, when Gandalf fell.

you know what, fuck it, i'll weigh in

anyone who talks shit about michael jackson is an asshole and i will crush them all

puppy's gone

has a home now